Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does a house wear? Address.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.