Why the actual f... is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
GWEN!!!!!! I NEED UR HELP!!!!!!!!!!
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
