Worst Jokes Ever
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
#GOODBYEGWEN
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.