Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
No... He got nailed! 😅
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁