Worst Jokes Ever
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
Hot man is sexy.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
You. You're a joke.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.