Worst Jokes Ever
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is (God's gift to this earth) the best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!
Hahaha LOL Jajaj.
And I Quote! "THAT'S WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"
GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT.
If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't have made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Yes yes yes here it is!