Worst Jokes Ever

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

What does a lesbian call the other during sex?

Mummy.

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Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

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Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

Yo mama fat as fuck.

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.

Why are Americans so dumb?

Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.

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