Worst Jokes Ever
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.