Worst Jokes Ever
Man, Uranus is so big!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
rocked (DYM 136)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Gwen can talk, please?