Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.