Worst Jokes Ever
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
What is this website?
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
My day started out great until I woke up.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.