Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
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He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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