Worst Jokes Ever

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.

Me: Takes five minutes.

Me: Hun, you done yet?

Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.

I want to be loved.

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.

Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!

Knock, knock.

*takes out penis*

Who is there?

Butthole 😎

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

Dick sucking.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.