Worst Jokes Ever
Bunger.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
JFK is definitely a bottom.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I am a fat girl.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!