Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
I fucked your mom.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
