Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?

A killstreak.

You can’t land on Uranus XD

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

Kid: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: Sure.

Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?

Me:?

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

Sans Undertale.

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

"Hold my beer, watch this."

Wanna hear a funny joke?

You

I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"