Worst Jokes Ever

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."

Pistachio can’t, but pe-can.

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

No pine, no gain!

You pecan do it!

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.