Worst Jokes Ever
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
China. There. :)
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.