Worst Jokes Ever

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.

When I got to school, I was speechless.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

Why do orphans love chips?

Because every bag of chips is family size.

What do you call lesbians having sex?

My cheating dyke ex-wife!

What do you call sex with a hoover?

Clean sex.

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.