Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Jack
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Drama queens be like: =- (
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
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Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
There was a guy called John.
What is a monkey with a head?
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.