Worst Jokes Ever
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.