Worst Jokes Ever

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

What is smegma name?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

I love my mom.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.

Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"

Friend #2: "Apples"

Me: "I can hang myself in them."

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Why was the emo mad?

The picture got hung, not her.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.