Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
