Worst Jokes Ever
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.