Worst Jokes Ever
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”