Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Yeah yeah.