Worst Jokes Ever

My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

Look in the mirror.

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

What do you call an orphan selfie?

A family photo.

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.