Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Michael Jackson.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Deez nutz!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: Because they don't have anyone they can call Daddy.
