Worst Jokes Ever
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.