Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.