Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.