Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
