Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Russia.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Ukraine.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
