What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Curry must hurry.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.