Worst Jokes Ever
Floor on the road?
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
When the card declines on child insurance.
The priest is gay.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.