Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
My Family is like a cactus there a bunch of Pricks
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans have cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What do you call a orphan village?
An orphanage
What is the one work orphans don’t know, homework
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
