Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Stand in the corner.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Your mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.