What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Worst Jokes Ever
Boobies!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
My username good.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Vagina?
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
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Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
