Worst Jokes Ever
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
Sus
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Ben
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.