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What do you call a movie about an orphan?

The Bat Man.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't have a home to go to.

Like this.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Person: You're so ugly.

Me: You ugly.

Person: I'm not a mirror.

Me: And I'm not your reflection.

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.

Say "crack my finger" backwards.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.