Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Worst Jokes Ever
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
