It is not funny about kidnapping.
Worst Jokes Ever
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
