What time is it when you have a tooth ache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty)
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Orphans can be gay no problem because they have no one to disown them
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
why cant orphans play cricket? cuz they dont know where the home is
Hi I’m Dan’s dad where is he
Bumpkin boy.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why was the twin towers angry
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
