Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Definition

    • The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

    "Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

    Sally: "You..."

    Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

    Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

    Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

    Johnny: "A pig."

    Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

    Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

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    • Wife

    • Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

    Little Johnny: "Your wife."

    Teacher

    • Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

    Nobody stands up.

    After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

    Little Johnny stands up.

    "Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

    "Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

    Tongue Twister

    • Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.

    That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

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    • Mama

    • Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"