I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. ๐๐คฃ
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Any girls on here?
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
