Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
like if u dont have a dad
Like if you have a dad.
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
What’s a emos favourite game : hang man
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
how do u make a sausage roll
push it down the hill🍆
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why can't an orphan use an apple ipad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I have 206 bones when i look at you i have 207
