Worst Jokes Ever
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."