Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
