Worst Jokes Ever

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?

(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.

(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!

(Kid) Quit what?

(Bus Driver) Living.

(Kid) But it was a joke!

(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.

(Kid) Ok.

(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Like if you love God and Jesus.

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.