I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why can't a orphan has sex because they don't have eneyone to call daddy
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Asian kid : I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math. Me : That’s what I call a orphan!
what do you say when an emo cuts them self.
like your cut g.
what do you call a flat emo.
cutting board.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad because it has a home button.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
