Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
It's okay, you had socks on :)
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.