Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Rangers are a joke.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?