Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Worst Jokes Ever
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Like if you are emo.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Like if you are gay.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
