Worst Jokes Ever

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?

He pasta way!

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

What do you call grass that grows in space?

Astro-turf.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground meat.

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.