Worst Jokes Ever

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.