Worst Jokes Ever
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."