What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Worst Jokes Ever
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! πππππ
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. π€ π
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasnβt come back with the milk.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Whatβs a depressed kidβs favorite game? Hangman.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
