What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped? While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree........ the apples get picked
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am high and so are you
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old)
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
why does Orphan cry when we say ur mom because they have no mom
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
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Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
