Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
#RIPBOZO
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Your mom #69.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.