What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Whats red and white and goes 250 miles per hour? A baby in a blender ;)
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
Goofy ahh jokes below.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
