Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.