Worst Jokes Ever
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.