Worst Jokes Ever

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

What's long and not very hairy?

The conga line at the cancer department.

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What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.

why is lebron james an orphan? bc he dosent fortnite

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

What’s long and black

The line at kfc

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year because they don’t have a mothers and Father’s Day

Why don’t orphans play baseball because they don’t have a home to go to