What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
Worst Jokes Ever
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
