Big feet equals mini meat.
Worst Jokes Ever
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Big Dik
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
