Worst Jokes Ever
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
You suck.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
These jokes crash and burn.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What color is your Bugatti?