Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Maggot.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.