Princess Peach is a BUM!
Worst Jokes Ever
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
