Worst Jokes Ever
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.