I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Worst Jokes Ever
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
