Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."