Worst Jokes Ever
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What does this mean? šš„©
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Are you a tree? Cuz Iām trying to hang with you. ;)
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.