Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Worst Jokes Ever
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
Haha, the joke is me.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Butt hehe.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
I rate you a 9/11.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
The twins are falling down.
