I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Worst Jokes Ever
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Who left him hanging?
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
