I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Worst Jokes Ever
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
