Worst Jokes Ever
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.