Worst Jokes Ever
Ligma
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.