Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.