Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.