Worst Jokes Ever
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?