Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Your mom.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!