Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Worst Jokes Ever
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I killed my cat.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Kindly yeet someone!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
