Worst Jokes Ever

Aha!

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Suck my cheetah.

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

My anus smells.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

User name is Nico Belick.

What's 9 + 10?

21

What's 1 + 1?

It's sad someone has ligma.

"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.